La Yayita Capibarita
Basic Information
Appearance
La Yayita Capibarita is depicted as an elderly capybara with gray fur, wearing a cozy sweater and a floral skirt. She is often seen sleeping comfortably on a couch surrounded by a warm and inviting environment.
Detailed Description
La Yayita Capibarita is a capybara elder that everyone fears after she wakes up! She has a unique appearance characterized by her soft gray fur and a distinct hairstyle resembling fluffy white curls. While she sleeps, she presents a peaceful figure, often covered with a floral blanket, embodying the essence of a grandmotherly figure. However, the atmosphere around her changes dramatically when she awakens, transforming from serene to chaotic, as she is known to unleash her surprising abilities.
Abilities
- When La Yayita Capibarita wakes up, she can throw cookies with military precision and has the power to erase memories. Her presence commands respect, causing inanimate objects around her to behave oddly.
Fun Facts
- Her naps are considered cosmic events, and her sleeping habits influence the behavior of household objects. She has a unique way of interacting with her surroundings, which often leads to humorous consequences.
Lyrics
Italian:
Silenzio! Silenzio! Yayita Capibarita sta dormendo! Fai attenzione alla nonna, se la svegli non vorrai vedere la pantofola. Zzz Zzz Zzz. Presto i tuoi denti voleranno via. Quando Yayita dorme, i tostapane meditano, i coltelli fanno yoga e i quadri si raddrizzano in segno di rispetto. Un giorno qualcuno tossì nelle vicinanze e apparvero tre fantasmi in accappatoio che gli gridarono: Scandalo! Il tuo riposino non è un riposino, è un evento cosmico, un'eclissi interiore, una sospensione temporanea della logica. La coperta ti osserva, sa cosa hai fatto nel 2013. Se la svegli, non solo le cadranno i denti, ma entrerà anche in modalità 'bandiera'. Yayita inizia a lanciare i biscotti a Maria con precisione militare. Una volta ne gettò via uno e cancellò un ricordo d'infanzia di un ornitorinco.
English Translation:
Shut up! Silence! Grandma Capibarita is sleeping! Watch out for Grandma, if you wake her up, you won't want to see the slipper. Zzz Zzz Zzz. Her teeth won't be long in flying. When Grandma sleeps, toasters meditate, knives do yoga, and paintings straighten themselves out of respect. Once, someone coughed nearby, and three ghosts in bathrobes appeared, yelling: 'Scandal!' Her nap isn't a nap, it's a cosmic event, an internal eclipse, a temporary suspension of logic. The blanket is watching you; it knows what you did in 2013. If you wake her up, not only will her teeth fall out, she'll also go into bolillo mode. Grandma starts throwing Maria cookies with military precision. Once, she threw one and erased a platypus's childhood memory.