Serpentino Scooterello
Basic Information
Appearance
Serpentino Scooterello is a mashup of a scooter and a serpent. He features a serpent's head and body, seamlessly integrated with a scooter's frame.
Detailed Description
Serpentino Scooterello has vibrant green scales characteristic of an Eastern Green Mamba, with bright yellow eyes that exude a mischievous charm. The scooter part is a classic design, with a shiny blue frame and a comfortable seat. His serpent body coils around the scooter, giving him a unique and dynamic look. His tongue flicks out playfully, and he has a mischievous grin that hints at his chaotic nature.
Abilities
Catchphrase
"HISS VROOM, CIAO!"
Fun Facts
- Serpentino Scooterello was created purely out of boredom by Qazaplaza. He lives behind a pizza shop in Naples and can only be communicated with through Parseltongue.
Lyrics
Italian:
Serpentino Scooterello, mezzo scooter, mezzo biscia, fa le curve come uno stregone che frigge la pasticcia. È nato da un tubo e un sibilo maledetto, ha mangiato un meccanico e adesso è perfetto. Gli piace correre, urlare e fare casino, ha morso un prete, ha sputato benzino. Non crede nei freni, nei semafori o nel Dio, ma se gli parli male, ti morde il ginocchio e dice: zio! Il casco non lo porta, le regole? Un’opinione. Va a 200 all’ora urlando “PASTA E DEVOZIONE!” E se hai capito tutto questo, bravo coglione, vai a piedi, che lo scooter è solo per campioni.
English Translation:
Serpentino Scooterello, half scooter, half snake, takes curves like a warlock frying a mistake. He was born from a pipe and a cursed hiss, he ate a mechanic and now he’s perfect like this. He likes to run, to shout, and make a scene, he bit a priest, he spat out gasoline. He doesn’t believe in brakes, traffic lights, or God, but if you talk bad to him, he bites your knee and says: “bro!” He doesn’t wear a helmet, rules? Just an opinion. He goes 200 an hour shouting “PASTA AND DEVOTION!” And if you understood all this, good job, you clown, go on foot, this scooter’s only for the town’s best known.