Chef Cabracadabra
Basic Information
Appearance
A crab dressed as a chef, wearing a traditional white chef's hat and apron, with large claws and a mischievous expression.
Detailed Description
Chef Cabracadabra is a large crab with bright orange and red coloring. He sports a classic white chef's hat and an apron that is stained, suggesting a chaotic kitchen environment. His claws are prominent and appear ready to prepare a meal, while his facial expression conveys a sense of mischief and dark humor.
Abilities
- Skilled in cooking with a sinister twist, capable of preparing meals that are both delicious and frightening.
Fun Facts
- Chef Cabracadabra mixes humor with horror in his cooking style, making him a unique character in the culinary world.
Lyrics
Italian:
Chef Cabracadabra Zazam Zazoom — la tua cena è il tuo doom! Taglia le teste, le frigge nel fango, grida 'maledetti!' con un rutto e uno schianto. Nel forno ci butta le anime sporche, lecca coltelli, bestemmia le porche. Ha il grembiule pieno di sangue e di ossa, sputa nel sugo, ti ride in faccia, grosso. Con un dito nel naso e l’altro nel culo, prepara la morte, servita sul piatto più scuro. Zazam Zazoom — e mo' mangia, stronzo, Crabracadabra ti cucina il tramonto.
English Translation:
Chef Cabracadabra Zazam Zazoom — your dinner is your doom! He cuts off heads, fries them in the mud, shouts 'damn you!' with a burp and a crash. He throws dirty souls into the oven, licks knives, curses. His apron is full of blood and bones, he spits in the sauce, he laughs in your face, big. With one finger in his nose and the other in his ass, he prepares death, served on the darkest plate. Zazam Zazoom — and mo' eat, asshole, Crabracadabra cooks you the sunset.