Mortadelo Turbojet
Basic Information
Appearance
Mortadelo Turbojet is a man in a pink costume, seen flying with his sausage jetpack.
Detailed Description
Mortadelo Turbojet is a man in a pink costume. He is seen flying with his sausage jetpack, which is filled with mortadella, chorizo, and a light touch of Iberian salami. His aerodynamic sausage suit allows him to patrol the rooftops.
Abilities
Fun Facts
- Mortadelo Turbojet was born during a thunderstorm when a slice of meat fell into a running microwave, leading to his unique creation.
Lyrics
Original (Spanish):
Mortadelo Turbojet. Un espía de barrio con traje de embutido y motor de jamón. No es ni de la TIA ni del CNI, es de su tia Mari Carmen, la que hace las mejores albóndigas de Leganés. Mortadelo Turbojet patrulla los tejados con su embutitraje aerodinámico relleno de mortadela, chorizo y un ligero toque de salchichón ibérico. Cuando enciende el turbojamón, sale disparado dejando olor a bocata recién hecho, pero no siempre fue así. Nació en el mostrador de una charcuteria durante una tormenta eléctrica, cuando una loncha cayó dentro de un microondas encendido. De esa explosión salió el, con bigote y vocación. Desde entonces, protege a los barrios de las amenazas más absurdas, el pan sin miga, los filetes de tofu y los ladrones de tuppers en oficinas. Su ataque final se llama 'El bocata sónico'. Abre los brazos, lanza una rebanada de pan gigante, y te encierra en un sandwich existencial. Vuela arras del suelo, saluda a los vecinos y jamás rechaza un gazpacho fresquito. Dicen que si escuchas un 'FFFFFUSHHHH' por la noche y huele a fiambre, no temas, es Mortadelo Turbojet y está en misión secreta.
English Translation:
Mortadelo Turbojet. A neighborhood spy in a sausage suit with a ham engine. He's neither from the TIA nor the CNI (National Intelligence Agency), he belongs to his aunt Mari Carmen, the one who makes the best meatballs in Leganés. Mortadelo Turbojet patrols the rooftops in his aerodynamic sausage suit filled with mortadella, chorizo, and a light touch of Iberian salami. When he turns on the turbo ham, it shoots out, leaving the smell of a freshly made sandwich, but it wasn't always like that. He was born on the counter of a delicatessen during a thunderstorm, when a slice fell into a running microwave. From that explosion emerged him, complete with a mustache and a vocation. Since then, he's protected neighborhoods from the most absurd threats: bread without crumbs, tofu steaks, and Tupperware thieves in offices. His final attack is called 'The Sonic Sandwich.' He opens his arms, throws a giant slice of bread, and encloses you in an existential sandwich. He flies low, greets the neighbors, and never turns down a cold gazpacho. They say if you hear a 'FFFFFUSHHHH' at night and smell cold cuts, don't worry, it's Mortadelo Turbojet on a secret mission.