Doropiro Moropiro Kalalamaduz
Basic Information
Appearance
A humanoid horse-headed thief with a PS5 for a chest, big stompy boots, and a musket.
Detailed Description
Doropiro Moropiro Kalalamaduz has a distinctive appearance characterized by his horse head, which adds a unique twist to his humanoid form. His chest, made from a PS5, symbolizes his love for gaming, while the big stompy boots emphasize a rugged and rebellious demeanor. The musket he carries suggests a readiness for mischief, whether in the courtroom or beyond. He is often found in a courtroom setting, adding an element of mystery to his character.
Abilities
- He avoids battles and prefers to play Helldivers 2 instead of engaging in fights.
Fun Facts
- He skips jury duty every Thursday, believing it's a waste of time.
Lyrics
Italian:
Doropiro Moropiro Kalalamaduz. Ah sì, salta il servizio di giuria ogni giovedì? Perché? Perché è una fottuta perdita di tempo. Ho di meglio da fare che partecipare al servizio di giuria. Non mi interessa se finisce sulla mia fedina penale, non farò il servizio di giuria. Preferirei giocare a Helldivers 2 sulla mia PS5 perché SUPREMAZIA DELLA LIBERTÀ! SUPREMAZIA DELLA SUPER TERRA!
English Translation:
Doropiro Moropiro Kalalamaduz. Ah yeah, he skips jury duty every Thursday? Why? Because it's a waste of fucking time. I've got better things to do than to attend Jury Duty. I don't care if it goes onto my record, I am not doing Jury Duty. I'd rather play Helldivers 2 on my PS5 because FREEDOM SUPREMACY! SUPER EARTH SUPREMACY!