Almohada del Ramón
Basic Information
Appearance
Almohada del Ramón is a pillow that has a face that appears to be squashed and mushy due to the constant weight of Ramón sleeping on it.
Detailed Description
Almohada del Ramón is a male pillow, characterized by his extremely angry demeanor about being used all day by Ramón. His face is described as mushy and squashed, reflecting the wear and tear from Ramón's sleeping habits. The pillow's fabric shows signs of distress, with stuffing likely unevenly distributed due to constant pressure. The overall appearance gives an impression of fatigue and annoyance, embodying the persona of a fed-up companion.
Abilities
- Almohada del Ramón has the ability to express his frustrations in a humorous and sarcastic manner, often narrating his experiences with Ramón in a relatable fashion.
Lyrics
Italian:
Cazzo, 'sti fottuti spagnoli, sempre a dormire la siesta. Mi hanno ridotto peggio di uno Slime a una festa di bambini. Sono il cuscino di Ramón, con la faccia spappolata, ogni giorno mi disintegra con quella sua pancia da frittata. Gli puzza il sobbalzo di rancido, l'alito sa di salame piccante, e dorme come se l'avessero incollato al letto con l'Attack. Bastardo... è tutto un 'dai, solo cinque minuti', 'giusto un pisolino'... e io qui, in semi-coma, con l'imbottitura fatta a brandelli. E russa... come cazzo russa quel bastardo? Come una fottuta Lamborghini sfasciata. Non chiude bocca di notte. Neanche se gli volasse dentro una vespa.
English Translation:
Fuck, fucking Spaniards, napping all day. They've got me more squashed than a ball of Silly Putty at a party. I'm Ramón's Pillow, with my face turned to mush, destroyed every day by his pot belly. His armpits smell rancid, his breath reeks of chorizo, and he sleeps like they've poured industrial glue on him in bed. The bastard... it's always 'just five more minutes', or 'just a quick nod', and here I am, half in a coma with my stuffing torn to pieces. And he snores – how does the bastard snore? Like a fucking wrecked Lamborghini. He doesn't close his mouth all night. Not even if a wasp flew right in.