Don Lobstino Di Skibidi
Basic Information
Appearance
A duck-beaked blue lobster emerging from a toilet bowl, regurgitating water.
Detailed Description
Don Lobstino Di Skibidi is a blue lobster with a duck beak, depicted in a toilet bowl. The room around him is adorned with graffiti and slogans typical of generation alpha brainrot culture. He has a vibrant blue color and is often illustrated with a chaotic expression, symbolizing the absurdity of his origins and the meme culture he represents.
Abilities
- Uses claws for offense and defense.
- Can crush and block incoming attacks.
- Versatile in water, prefers dragging opponents underwater.
- Speaks the ancient language of Skibidese.
Catchphrase
"skibidi-rizz-boom-boom"
Fun Facts
- Don Lobstino resides in the coastal waters of Amalfi Coast when not terrorizing the city.
- He is territorial and prefers solitude, often hostile towards other brainrot sea creatures.
- Has no current rivalries with other brainrot creatures.
Lyrics
Italian:
Don lobstino di skibidi, il re dello schlorp, nato a bidettolandia durante la grande guerra degli sciaquoni. Dotato del potere del 'Pinza-pinza' e del 'Gluglu supremo', scorre tra I tubi come una scatola di ravioli radioattivi. Dicono che parli la lingua antica dello skibidiano: ‘glub glib skibidi bop.’ ha sconfitto il cardinale flusharelli in un duello di hawk-tuah in piazza duomo, lanciando lo sguardo 'Rizzoso' che può piegare le mattonelle. Il suo credo? ‘skibidi-rizz-boom-boom’ ripetuto tre volte a mezzanotte in un bagno occupato. Attento: se senti un ‘glug-glug’ alle tue spalle, non è l'acqua... È lui. Il mito. La leggenda. Don lobstinoooooo!!!
English Translation:
Don Lobstino of Skibidi, king of the Schlorp, born in Bidettoland during the Great Flush War. Gifted with the power of the 'Pinza-Pinza' and the 'Supreme Gluglu', he flows through the pipes like a box of radioactive ravioli. They say he speaks the ancient language of Skibidese: 'glub glib skibidi bop.' He defeated Cardinal Flusharelli in a hawk-tuah duel in Piazza Duomo, unleashing the legendary 'Rizzful Gaze', capable of bending floor tiles. His creed? 'skibidi-rizz-boom-boom', repeated three times at midnight in an occupied bathroom. Beware: if you hear a 'glug-glug' behind you, it's not the water... It's him. The myth. The legend. Don Lobstinoooooo!!!