Tortillini Delfini
Basic Information
Appearance
Tortillini Delfini is a dolphin with lots of potato omelettes on its body.
Detailed Description
Tortillini Delfini is depicted as a dolphin adorned with layers of potato omelettes, giving it a unique and whimsical appearance.
Abilities
- Capable of making a literal croquette and swimming in boiling oil; leaves a distinctive smell of tapas.
Catchphrase
"No ketchup, you bastard!"
Fun Facts
- Legend has it that he can be summoned with a chistorra flute on a full moon night to make a perfect onion tortilla.
Lyrics
Original (Spanish):
(dolphin sounds) Es Tortillini Delfini, el unico delfín capaz de hacer la croqueta literal. Nació en una sartén industrial en Albacete, cuando un rayo cayó sobre una tortilla con forma rara y... ¡PUM! Surgió él. Mitad delfín, mitad almuerzo. Desde entonces, nada por los mares de aceite hirviendo a 180 grados, soltando burbujas de alioli gritando: "¡Sin ketchup, desgraciado!", cuando alguien se acerca con hais. Su piel cruje, sus ojos son yemas perfectas, y si te hace un salto mortal, te deja el pelo oliendo a bar de tapas durante 3 dias. Cuenta la leyenda que si lo invocas con una flauta de chistorra en noche de luna llena, se te aparece en la cocina y te hace una tortilla con cebolla perfecta. Pero cuidado, si usas margarina en vez de aceite, te...
English Translation:
(dolphin sounds) It's Tortillini Delfini, the only dolphin capable of making a literal croquette. He was born in an industrial frying pan in Albacete, when lightning struck an oddly shaped tortilla and... BOOM! He was born. Half dolphin, half lunch. Since then, he's been swimming in seas of boiling oil at 180 degrees, releasing bubbles of aioli and shouting, "No ketchup, you bastard!" whenever someone approaches with hais. His skin crackles, his eyes are perfect yolks, and if he does a somersault on you, he'll leave your hair smelling like a tapas bar for three days. Legend has it that if you summon him with a chistorra flute on a full moon night, he'll appear in your kitchen and make you a perfect onion tortilla. But be careful, if you use margarine instead of oil, you'll...